The Toy Farm



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Why shop with us?
How long should I expect for my package to arrive?
What if my package has not arrived after 10 days?
How discreet are the packages from The Toy Farm?
What are the clothing sizes?
How do I get free shipping?
What will the transaction descriptor appear as on my card statement?
Do you accept PayPal?
What if I want to return an item?
If I have any problems, who should I get in contact with?
Why am I being charged a Postage Surcharge on some items?


The Top 5 Reasons to shop at The Toy Farm:
Complete discretion on all sex toys ordersComplete Discretion - We know that not everyone is as adventurous and fun loving as you are, and are fully aware of the inherent benefits sex toys can bring. That's why all The Toy Farm's orders are sent in plain and discreet packages that contain no indication as to the contents what so ever, this we promise!

Lightning quick delivery on all sex toys ordersLightning Quick Delivery - Orders are despatched that very same day they're ordered, and are sent via Royal Mail 1st Class Recorded Delivery (U.K.) meaning you can sit back, relax and expect to receive your discreet package within 1-3 days. Don't believe us? Then have a look at some of the testimonials from our happy customers.

Safe and secure transactionsSafe and Secure Transactions (128-Bit SSL) - Credit card fraud is a very real threat nowadays and only the most secure SSL server technology will suffice for our customers. The Toy Farm boasts one of the most secure credit / debit data submission technologies available. This 128-Bit SSL server technology ensures complete peace of mind whilst submitting sensitive payment data.

Hassle free returns - not happy with your sex toys order?Hassle Free Returns - Problem with your order? Changed your mind? Not to worry, send your package right back and we'll send out a replacement at no extra charge or issue you with a full refund - no quibble.

Lowest prices around - we have the best prices on sex toys, anal toys, vibrators, dildos, adult dvds and more.Lowest Prices Around - Go on, have a look around. We review our competitors constantly to see where we can offer our customers better value for money for their sex toys. The Toy Farm believes that quality adult toys and sex products at the best  possible price ensures you'll be visiting us time and time again. Value for money means more sex toys, which means more fun for you - and that's how we would like to keep it!

How long should I expect for my package to arrive?
U.K.
All our U.K. Customers should allow 1-3 days (Recorded 1st Class) for their package to be delivered, however you should allow (at the most) upto 10 days before contacting The Toy Farm. Special Next Day Deliveries normally arrive within 1 day, however allow upto 3 days before contacting us.

Europe
All our European Customers should allow 5-7 days (European Delivery) for their package to be delivered, however you should allow (at the most) upto 12 days before contacting The Toy Farm.

What if my package has not arrived after 10 days?
If you have not received your package after 10 days (UK) please attempt the following procedure : Firstly, contact your local Royal Mail sorting office. In 90% of cases an attempt has been made to deliver the good(s). If no one was present to sign for the delivery they will have been returned to the postal office where they are stored for a period of time. If after this period of time the good(s) have still not been collected they will be either destroyed by Royal Mail or returned to us at their discretion (returned post can take up to 5 weeks). If the good(s) are not at your local sorting office please contact us to inform that your good(s) have not arrived. Please also include reference to your order number and the date that the good(s) were ordered.

How discreet are the packages from The Toy Farm?
We adhere to complete discretion, all packages sent out are contained within plain wrapping and with no indication as to the contents whatsoever .

Clothing Sizes:

Women's Sizes

Bust

Cup Size

Waist

Hips

Dress Size

Small

32-34

A-B

23-25

34-36

6-8

Medium

34-37

B-C

25-28

36-39

10-12

Large

37-40

C

28-31

39-41

14

X-Large

39-41

C-D

30-32

40-42

16

1X

39-42

 

31-34

41-44

 

2X

43-45

 

35-37

45-47

 

3X

46-48

 

38-40

48-50

 

One Size

32-40

w

23-31

34-38

6-14

S/M

32-36

w

23-27

34-39

6-8

M/L

34-40

w

25-31

39-41

10-14


Men's Sizes Waist
Small 28-30
Medium 32-34
Large 36-38
X-Large 38-40

Please make sure that you select the correct sizes, as goods can't be returned unless they are faulty.


How do I get Free Shipping?
The Free Shipping offer only applies to orders where the total exceeds £50. If your order exceeds £50 then once you checkout the shipping charges are automatically waived

What will the Transaction Descriptor appear as on my Card statement?
'Fuelbox Media Group' will appear on all transaction statements for purchases being made at The Toy Farm.com website.

Do you accept PayPal?
Yes, we sure do.

What if I want to return an item?
If you would like to return an item, please enclose a note stating the reason for the return. Return address details are found below. Goods MUST BE unused (we adhere to strict health and hygiene conditions).

1. The goods must be unused
2. Goods must be in their original condition & packaging.
3. Goods must be received back at our office within 14 days from the day you receive your order.
4. Lingerie and items of clothing are non refundable and non exchangeable. 

If we suspect that the goods have been used or any of the above conditions are not met we reserve the right to return the goods without notice. Items supplied in sealed packaging that have been opened are non refundable and non exchangeable.

Notice is given that free offers and our P&P costs will be accounted for if returned goods takes the order value below the free offer level. The value of free offer goods will be deducted from any refund that may be due. To avoid refund deductions please return any free offer goods with your returns if your order value will drop below the free offer level.

 All Packages returned to us unclaimed via the Royal Mail will be subject to reshipping charges as defined on our Delivery page

The Toy Farm Returns Dept.
PO BOX 228
Hitchin
Herts
SG4 0WW

Why am I being charged a Postage Surcharge on some items?
Please note: The item(s) ordered with the product code beginning with "N" (i.e. N4499) will be posted separately from the other item(s) in your order. This is due to these items being sent straight from the supplier, and is an effort by The Toy Farm to get your package to you quicker. Orders that DO NOT have an item(s) with the product code beginning with "N" (i.e. N4499) will have all items shipped in a single package. If you have any queries regarding this please don't hesitate to get in touch.

If I have any problems, issues or queries regarding The Toy Farm, who should I get in contact with?
We will attend to any correspondance at the earliest possible convenience, however no later than 48hrs upon receipt.

James Mew
Head Farmer
Email: Click Here
Phone: +44 (0) 20 8144 0777


    






   
 
     
 
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